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Personals
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NAME: Lori Noodler AGE: 27
HEIGHT: 4'1"
LIKES: a sweet hand-out, Ravioli from the can, grouse hunting, sitting,
visits with my mother (who's in prison), yelling incoherent babble
LOOKS FOR: A man who knows which side of the street to work |
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NAME: Patti Huges AGE: 32
HEIGHT: 6'2"
LIKES: Xena, Mad Dog, food
LOOKS FOR: A real nice, spineless man who doesn't mind a few hundred
extra pounds on his girl. Also, I like a man who can put up with
horrendous body odor. |
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NAME: Chen Chun Yi AGE: 25
HEIGHT: 5'7"
LIKES: Playing dead, not much else
LOOKS FOR: A hot woman who likes men who scare them with shrieking |
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NAME: Manuel Guterierez AGE: ??
HEIGHT: 4'9"
LIKES: Mujeres con chi-chis Grandes y comida para mi hambre.
<translation: Women with large chests, and food for my hunger.>
LOOKS FOR: Cans |
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