 Lord of
the Ring 4- The Return of the King
by Jethro "No Teef" McAfee -- "Picture
Show" critic
Orks, Elfs, Dwarfes, and Dragons, Oh my!
The newest one of this popular TV series looks pretty good. As I
didn't actually see it, I can't give the fullest extent of a review, but the
televisions in the front window of Ray's Electr-O-Hut on 8th St. in Tulsa had the previews playing.
Sir Ethan McClellan, one of my ancestors, is at it again as the wise old
magician, Merlin. He was fightin' some kind of prehistoric Middle Earth
ant-eater and it could fly, I think. The ant-eater looked pretty neat, and I was
thinking to myself, boy, if a regular anteater eats ants, then a bigger one
proberbly eats people!
Then I passed out from drinking Lysol, so I didn't get to see the end of the
preview. I guess the movie already came out in December. They
said it was pretty good, and I got a lot of leftover junior mints from people
leaving the theater.
Next Picture: Mona Lisa Is Smiling
Don't know how that movie was--don't care. Has that
lady with the big teeth and big mouth like the Air-O-Smith guy. |
